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glambit:

plot twist: warlock girl won antm that season (maybe it was dark magic)

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liquidstar:

liquidstar:

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

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edwardiansuggestions:

allow your hand to remain in the footman’s a little longer than is proper while exiting your carriage

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moonbuckets:

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a BeTtEr mOrE poSiTIve THuMbErler

right, @staff ?

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doyouevenfilm:

Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

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biwitched:

*Male director voice* I wanted it to be raw and real. I wanted you to see her at her lowest point. Her most vulnerable. I wanted it to be ugly and uncomfortable.

The scene in question: woman takes off her makeup

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stopmarkus:

stopmarkus:

give all bosses health meters

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I hate the guessing game of how much damage my attacks do against the regional manager

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catchymemes:
“A mug with teeth
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catchymemes:

A mug with teeth

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